SMS Collection

1. Frdshp nt abt "m sry" its abt "kamine teri galti h" Its nt abt "m hre 4u" its abt "kaha h kanjar" Its nt abt "i undrstnd" its abt "sb teri wjah se hua manhus":)
2. Everything is fair in love & war.But i suggest u to do war, but never love. B'coz in war, either u win or die, But in love, neither u live nor u die.
3. A girl in a bar walks to waiter & puts her finger near his lips.. Waiter kisses all fingers Then Girl says Tell your manager there is no Soap in toilet! ;-)
4. The pain of avoidance is only felt when u r avoided by someone whom u like most.Till then u cant even think of it.So never avoid anyone.It hurts a lot.
5. Mohabat Ki Saza BeMisal Di Usne, Udas Rehne Ki Aadat Dal Di Usne, Maine Apna Jab Bhi Banana Chaha Usko, Baato Baato Me Baat Hi Taal Di Usne.
6. WO Baat Baat Pe Deta Tha Mujhe Parindon Ki Misaal... Saaf Saaf Nahi Kehta Ke Mera Shehar Chor De....
7. The worst thng in life is ''ATTACHMENT'' it hurts wen u lose it.The best thng in life is ''LONELINESS'' bcz sometimes it teaches u everything...Gud night
8. A blind person asked Mother Teressa:"Can there be anything worse than losing your sight?" She replied:"Yes, Losing your Vision
9. If time doesn't wait for u, don't worry..! Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy the life..! Great people great thought..
10. Hum to pyar ka farz yun hi nibhate rahenge, Waqt be waqt aapko yaad aate rahenge, dua mango hamari maut ki,zinda rahe to yun hi satate rahenge..
11. Akele Ja Rahe The Jeevan Ke In Kathin Rasto Pe, Niraash Dukhi Thake huye Fir Ek Mod Pe Aap Jaisa Dost Mila Aur Baaki Zindagi Ki Bhi vaat lag gayi.
12. Willingness 2 listen, Patience 2 understand, Strength 2 support, Loving heart 2 care & Jst 2 b there. dats d beauty of a Friend! GOOD MRNG
13. Dunia Me 7 Cheezain Asan Hai Or Mushkil Bhi. 1.Dosti Karna Aasan Nibhana Mushkil. 2.Pyar Karna Aasan Pana Mushkil. 3.Bharoosa Torna Aasan Karna Mushkil. 4.Yaad Karna Aasan Bhulna Mushkil. 5.Jhoot Kehna Aasan Sach Sunna Mushkil. 6.Rulana Aasan Hasana Mushkil. 7.Aap ko Sms Bhejna Aasan Reply Ana Mushkil....:->
14. In a job interview SANTA is asked: "Aapko kitne saalo ka tajurba hai?" Santa: Sir, maaf karna, mujhe saalo ka toh nahi lekin mujhe 3 saaliyo ka tajurba hai:-)
15. Just 3 Steps 2 end Ur tension CTRL + ALT + DEL 1) Control yourself 2) Look for alternate solution 3) Delete the situation which made U tensed.. "GUD MORNING
16. Lets celebrate Men's day: Bechara mard.Agr aurat pe hath uthaye to zalim, aur pit jaye to buzdil.Aurat ko kisi k sath dkh k ladai kre to jealous aur chup rhe to be-gairat,Ghr se bhar rhe to awara aur ghar me rahe to nakara,Bacho ko dante to kathor,na dante to la-prwah,Aurat ko service se roke to shaki-mizaz, na roke to aurat ki kamai khane wala.Akhir ye bechara mard jaye to jaye kanha "Janhit me jari dunia hai atyachari.
17. A sweet poem abt *POTTY* potty meri pyari potty, Shochalay ki rani potty. Subah-Subah jab aye potty, ghar angan mehkae potty. Peeli potty, kaali potty, jo aawe potty. Sab k hosh udawe potty. Pet k andar fectory kaisi, jo k roz banawe potty. Ye msg sabko kar do, warna apki ruk jawe potty.
18. *10 Best Moments In Life: 1)Giving the 1st month salary 2 parents wit care. 2)Thinking ur 1st love wit tears. 3)Looking old photos n smiling 4)Thinking ur past school & college days. 5)A sweet & emotional chating wit frnds 6)Finding money in old dress just wen u needed. 7)Holding hands wit ur loved ones for a walk. 8)Getting a hug frm 1 who cares u 9)1st kiss 2 ur child wen he/she born 10)The moments wen ur eyes r filled wit tears after a big laugh.. :-)
19. Garib Ramu JOCKY Ki Chaddi Laya Or Gaon Me Sbhi Ko Dhoti Uchi Kr Kr K Dikhane Laga. Ghar Aya Or Almari Kholi To Wo Behosh Ho Gya. Dekha Chaddi To Almari Me thi!
20. "Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.